Ever had one of those dreams where you were the coolest chick doing the coolest stuff and were generally adored by all? Yeah, well the one time I’m not dreaming about forgetting to take my kids to a dr. appt or grocery shopping in my undies, I get woken up. At 4:45 AM. By the Baby. Ugh. Now usually when a kid wakes up, you can trick them into going back to sleep. Not my kid. He was like a jedi, using the force to will me to take him downstairs to play with his favorite thing in the world, the remote to the ceiling fan. Thanks Chewy! I didn’t need that pesky sleep anymore! You feel free to take a nap later, I’ll just be here going back-to-school shopping with the boys and keeping your older brothers from causing harm to each other or themselves while you drift off to lalaland.

Coffee me ASAP!

But really, how could you ever get mad at this face?

Man I really with Keruig or Starbucks would want me to do a review of their products about now. I’m lucky that my trusty Tassimo is ready to dispense a latte at a moments notice though. I’ll take a no whip, triple shot, extra carmel, macchiato please! Barista?! Hello?! Oh wait, I gotta make that shit myself. I really need one of the older kids to wake up and be my butler today.