Talk Like a Pirate Day

One of my boys and I’s favorite days! We tell piratey jokes that make each other groan.

  • What arrr a pirates favorite games? Gin and Rummy!
  • How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!
  • How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!
  • What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!
  • How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!

 

And some that make them laugh hysterically because there are some naughty words or off color things implied in them.

[quote]A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his fly. The bartender says “What’s the steering wheel for?” The pirate says “Arrrr….it’s driving me nuts!”

A little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. “oh, i can see you’re dressed up as a pirate.” the man says. “but where are your buccaneers?” the kid gets really mad, and says “on the sides of my buckin’ head!”[/quote]

To find out how you can celebrate, check out Tech Savvy Mama’s post today! She has a great list of resources, ideas and fun stuff!

Now I’m off to swap the poop deck, er, change a diaper. ;)

Emily

Fueled by coffee and wine. Wife to a doc, mom to three boys (one with Autism), self-proclaimed tortoise wrangler. I knit, I get crafty, I tweet.

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