Why Parent's Shouldn't Text

[Emily]

This would soooo be me texting my 12 yr old!



DAD: you have to come home now its an emergency! no time to explain just get home now!
ME: What? is everything ok?
(10 minutes later)
ME: Ok dad im on the train home whats wrong???
DAD: remember that turtle that was laying eggs in the yard?
ME: What? no?
DAD: the eggs are hatching!
ME: OMG dad are you serious? what are you talking about? you made me leave in the middle of some importaint shit.
DAD: baby turtles!

[Cara]

:rofl That is awesome and I agree BABY TURTLES!!!

[Alethia]

:bust :bust

[Tracee]

Cooters!!!
They can have their OWN cooter races!!! And can I just say I'm disappointed that I'm the first person to say "Cooter" in this thread?!

[Kate]

I wonder if I could get DH home from work that way? :bust

Tracee, I tried to work "cooter" into that, but there was no way to do it and not go straight to the gutter. I need coffee before I can do that. But did you know Emily keeps her cooter in a box on her office floor? True story.

[Melanie]

:bust Cooters!!!! Had to say it. Just :bust wasn't long enough. ;)