Nothing is more enjoyable to us at Fresca Coffee than reading motivational coffee quotes while sipping delicious coffee. Nothing quite sets the tone for the day like that first cup of coffee in the morning as we get ready for it.
After taking a few sips of the fragrant, magical substance, you feel fully awake and inspired to take on the remainder of the day.
Funny Quotes & Sayings 1 – 10
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” Lewis Black
“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” Rita Moreno
“Coffee is a language itself.”—Jackie Chan
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” Hugh Jackman
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” AJ Lee
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” Earl Wilson
“Life’s too short for bad coffee.” Gord Downie
“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” David Letterman
“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” Sandra Bullock
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” Steven Wright
Funny Quotes & Sayings 11 – 20
“It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel…there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” Gabriel Bá
“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” Thomas Jefferson
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” Jean Kerr
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” Alphonse Allais
“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” Edward Abbey
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” Clark Gable
“Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.” Nanea Hoffman
“Coffee first. Schemes later.” Leanna Renee Hieber
“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” Helen Hayes
Funny Quotes & Sayings 21 – 30
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” Sir James Mackintosh
“They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!” Lizzie Chantree
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” David Lynch
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” Louisa May Alcott
“Never say no to coffee.” Cesar
“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” Carly Simon
“You can’t buy happiness but you can buy coffee and that’s pretty close.” Unknown
“Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” Allison Czarnecki
“Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” Ursula Vernon
Funny Quotes & Sayings 31 – 40
“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” Henry Rollins
“Any time is coffee time.” Unknown
“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” Unknown
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” T.S. Eliot
“Coffee: creative lighter fluid.” Floyd Maxwell
“I would rather suffer from coffee than be senseless.” Napoleon Bonaparte
“Given enough coffee, I could rule the world.” Terry Pratchett
“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” Jesse Lane Adams
“Less talk, more coffee.” Unknown
“Life is scary without coffee.” Unknown
Funny Quotes & Sayings 41 – 50
“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” Howard Schultz
“Just coffee. Black—like my soul.” Cassandra Clare, City of Bones
“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” Jac Vanek
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.” Unknown
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.” Cherise Sinclair, Master of the Mountain
“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” Anthony Trollope
“Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.” Cherise Sinclair, Hour of the Lion
“Coffee in England is just toasted milk.” Christopher Fry
“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” Justina Chen
“The second cup of coffee is never as good as the first.” Theodore Roosevelt
