“Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.” Michael Scott
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” Michael Scott
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” Michael Scott
“The most sacred thing I do is care and provide for my workers, my family. I give them money. I give them food. Not directly, but through the money.” Michael Scott
“You should never settle for who you are.” Michael Scott
“I am Beyonce, always.” Michael Scott
“I don’t hate it. I just don’t like it at all and it’s terrible.” Michael Scott
“I guess I’ve been working so hard, I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.” Michael Scott
“I’m not superstitious but I am a little stitious.” Michael Scott
“I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.“ Michael Scott
“I am dead inside.” Michael Scott
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” Michael Scott
“I have cause. It is because I hate him.” Michael Scott
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” Michael Scott
“Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.” Michael Scott
“I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like a hawk, and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers.” Michael Scott
“I love inside jokes. Love to be a part of one someday.” Michael Scott
“Friends joke with one another.” Michael Scott
“Toby is in HR which technically means he works for corporate. So he’s not really a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s not really a part of his family.” Michael Scott
“I would not miss it for the world. But if something else came up I would definitely not go.” Michael Scott
“I am running away from my responsibilities, and it feels good.” Michael Scott
“Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was, no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.” Michael Scott
“Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It’s like this tangible thing that you can point to and say, Hey, man, I love you this many dollars worth.” Michael Scott
“I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” Michael Scott
“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” Michael Scott
“Webster’s dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Michael Scott
“If you don’t like it, Stanley, you can go to the back of the bus or the front of the bus or drive the bus.” Michael Scott
“I guess the attitude that I’ve tried to create here is that I’m a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer third.” Michael Scott
“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” Michael Scott
“Reverse psychology is an awesome tool. I don’t know if you guys know about it, but basically, you make someone think the opposite of what you believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm.” Michael Scott
“I understand nothing.” Michael Scott
“I’m an early bird and I’m a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms.” Michael Scott
“Two weeks ago, I was in the worst relationship of my life. She treated me poorly, we didn’t connect, I was miserable. Now, I am in the best relationship of my life, with the same woman. Love is a mystery.” Michael Scott
“I don’t want any special treatment, Pam. I just want you to treat me like you would some family member who’s undergone some sort of serious physical trauma. I don’t think that’s too much to ask.” Michael Scott
“An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true.“ Michael Scott